Read Valiant by Sarah McGuire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So in absolutely BIZARRE news I have somehow reached 501 followers!! Which is A) kriffing insane, this is all the fault of that stupid post that blew up, and B) so sweet! I’m honored so many of you want me on your dash, and that you’ve stuck around this long. So thank you guys!!

I have a celebration planned for this one, but unfortunately my next couple weeks are INSANELY busy. So I’m probably gonna celebrate at the beginning of June sometime– let me know if you want to be tagged, and if not, keep an eye out!

Pinned Post 501 followers celebration follower celebration i am actually very excited for this celebration it will be fan fiction stuff (to no one's surprise) and anyone following me is welcome to join in! if you're interested in being tagged don't forget to let me know!
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Han Solo accidentally got himself adopted by the Skywalker Twins.

He didn’t mean for it to happen. They just both imprinted on him aboard the Death Star and dammit now he’s gotta join the rebellion, doesn’t he?

Any time he tries to leave Luke starts sulking around like, “have fun looking out for yourself out there. I guess it’s what your best at, isn’t it?” and Leia starts loudly making passive aggressive comments to anyone who will listen like, “Doesn’t it suck when the rebellion looses a good soldier? Oh well. I guess some people aren’t as committed to the cause as I am. Not that I’m bothered by it or anything.”

So Han ends up staying because he can’t handle their combined puppy eyes.

(Somewhere in the force ghost realm, Obi-wan sighs. He did not intend to pass the mantle of “Skywalker wrangler,” to a *smuggler* of all people, but he somehow he did. Now Han is stuck with it).

(It’s okay, though. Han is actually really good at his new job).

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this is amazingly funny han solo luke skywalker leia organa original trilogy star wars
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peptodismaltruck

was thinking about why the lack of female characters in lotr and the hobbit dosen't feel like exclusion and it's because they're just dudes being friends, like they are all just a gang of besties wandering about and the three female characters basically go "right we're doing this now" and they all just go "alright we're doing this now :)"

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The women are treated as people, who are important, but happen not to be the current main characters. The men aren't men because they are better than women at swinging swords, they just happen to be male. They go off to war/ the quest because it happens to fall into their hands. None of them particularly want to. They all want to go back to their life at home where they left the women and families.

Mrs Maggot is kind and sensible. Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is jealous and petty but in the end principled and stout. Arwen is beautiful and kind and learned. Galadriel is powerful and ancient and wise, but is tempted by terrible power. The Ents have lost their womenfolk and miss them, because without women there is a loss greater than not reproducing. Ioreth of the houses of healing talks too much and is a little annoying but is knowledgeable and capable. Eowyn believed her work looking after her uncle to be less important than going to war, but she realizes she was wrong. It may be noble to lay down your life, but it's possible to keep on living and building and healing and that is more important than any battle, and much better than making a home in your despair. Rosie Cotton is faithful and patient and does not take bullshit and keeps the hearth warm in times of crisis.

The women aren't excluded. They have other important things to do.

peptodismaltruck

wait reblog this this is what i meant but better

i really love this lotr

One of the most shaped parts about Valiant is that Galen and Saville are both trying desperately to hold their world together when the person who’s supposed to do it kinda put it into a tailspin, but Galen’s just doing it on a much bigger scale

tripped and now i'm rereading valiant for research purposes also cause i love it obviously saville's dad didn't mean to fall ill but he did move them across the country and king eldin is a whole other mess valiant sarah mcguire
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even more faerie au rambling

someone stop me I have important things to do

words: 1600 something ish

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Hera had seen a lot of incredible things in her time, but somehow magic was only a recent addition to the list. Considering her work pattern it wasn’t a huge shock, since she didn’t go out of her way to encounter it. But then on the other hand, it was her job to investigate rebellion, and magic wielders had always maintained strong opinions about the Empire. She was honestly surprised it had taken her this long.

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